016 [Action - forward dated to Saturday morning]

[deathsdoctor]

Sumire, quit it…

[Ah, the trials of pet ownership. Especially pet ownership on a Saturday morning when all you want to do is sleep in and the cat? The cat won’t quit until she gets a little love and attention.

Even if it means she has to use such underhanded tactics as kneading a guy in the breasts with her claws out.




…

… breasts!?]

HNN!

[Yeah, he – wait, no, she, has nothing more to say about that. Female. Woman. Right. Like he… argh… SHE had a run in with Emporio Ivankov, and this is just a Devil Fruit effect. Rolling out of bed now. Staring in the mirror.]




[Okay. One thing more.]

… hnnn… great. I need coffee.

[And a bra. Or better yet, bindings. Icons really don’t do justice to how bosomy Law is for such a slender frame. OP woman you know.

Or she can just let it all hang free.

… so tempting right now…

But coffee first. PRIORITIES.]

[You can catch the lady in question stalking into town not too long after. You see… the clothing problem hasn’t stopped at bras and other lacy unmentionable related troubles. Comes with the territory of being a slender but muscular guy and suddenly finding yourself in possession of some damn hips – we don’t lie – but as tempting as just saying fuck it all and going stark naked, Law rather likes her dignity.

After that, it’s the flower shop for some seeds for herbs. Lunch is next… maybe she’ll even poke up to Cloud Nine out of curiosity, and then it’s time for some hardcore training just so she can get used to this body. Her center of gravity is so off right now.

After that… who knows? Lady Law here will be all over the place. Catch her wherever.]

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Comments

[goldenglasses]

{Out of all the hot woman in Luceti why did they have to put me in a room with a MAN!?}

Don't act so amused by this.

[deathsdoctorine]

[But this is HILARIOUS.

... also? Poor Itachi. He must be wondering if it's safe to come in.]

Why not? It's better than me acting all offended. You were oogling me naked after all.

[goldenglasses]

NO I WASN'T! I WASN'T AT ALL! I'M NOT INTO MEN!

[deathsdoctorine]

Could've fooled me.

[Law, thy name is troll.]

[goldenglasses]

WELL YOU FOOLED ME! Pretending to be a {sexy} girl!

[deathsdoctorine]

Who's pretending? [And here she goes for the kill. That's right. She's going to place her hands on sides of her breasts and PUSH THEM UP a little to make a point.] These are real.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash's face turns bright red. Unable to look away fast enough. His natural manhood almost not wanting to look away.]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

[deathsdoctorine]

To prove right now I am all woman.

[On the outside.]

Honestly, I'd like to be pretending. [shrug] Well.

[goldenglasses]

You're getting way too much enjoyment out of this.

[deathsdoctorine]

Perhaps.

[goldenglasses]

Ugh. Are you trying to attract a man? I mean, that's fine and all, but I'm just not into men. So knock it off, alright?

{HA! Maybe THAT will shut him up!}

[deathsdoctorine]

[S L O W Cheshire smile.

Law will let you see that for a few moments and wonder what it means. And possibly quiver in horror at possible imagined implications.




And just when she thinks it's perfectly done its job...]

Mister Vash. Your thoughts are showing.

[Perfectly polite.]

[goldenglasses]

{AHHH! Why is he looking at me like THAT!? It's so creepy! God, why won't he stop he just keeps going!}

...what?

[deathsdoctorine]

[In revenge for that remark of course. Because I can't say I already have a man.]

Look in the mirror, Mister Vash.

[goldenglasses]

[Looking.] Okay, and?

[deathsdoctorine]

Think of donuts.

[goldenglasses]

Oh, that's real easy. [And low and behold as Vash starts to think about donuts the bubble comes back. Only it comes back HUGE and it's filled with donuts - that is until Vash finally notices the bubble and it pops.]

WHAT THE HELL!? I HAVE TWO THINGS WRONG WITH ME!?

[deathsdoctorine]

Looks like. And a rather revealing thing too.

[goldenglasses]

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

[deathsdoctorine]

Shifts rarely are.

[goldenglasses]

You just get turned into a girl. I get teleporting AND bubbles over my head. It's just not fair.

[deathsdoctorine]

As I said...

[scarletfemme]

[There is a knock on Law's door, but Itachi doesn't wait long before opening it slightly.

Upon realizing their intruder is someone (relatively) harmless, the ninja steps in further.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Hello there! [Vash grins BRIGHTLY as this new 'girl' comes in.]

{Finally a little bit of luck! She's pretty cute and- waaaaaaaaaait a second...}

You're not really a guy too, are you?

[deathsdoctorine]

[Pffffft--- Law grins at Vash's thoughts as Itachi comes in. Apparently Law wasn't the only man in the house getting acquainted with his foxily feminine side.]

Yes, Mister Vash. Luck is on your side.