016 [Action - forward dated to Saturday morning]

[deathsdoctor]

Sumire, quit it…

[Ah, the trials of pet ownership. Especially pet ownership on a Saturday morning when all you want to do is sleep in and the cat? The cat won’t quit until she gets a little love and attention.

Even if it means she has to use such underhanded tactics as kneading a guy in the breasts with her claws out.




…

… breasts!?]

HNN!

[Yeah, he – wait, no, she, has nothing more to say about that. Female. Woman. Right. Like he… argh… SHE had a run in with Emporio Ivankov, and this is just a Devil Fruit effect. Rolling out of bed now. Staring in the mirror.]




[Okay. One thing more.]

… hnnn… great. I need coffee.

[And a bra. Or better yet, bindings. Icons really don’t do justice to how bosomy Law is for such a slender frame. OP woman you know.

Or she can just let it all hang free.

… so tempting right now…

But coffee first. PRIORITIES.]

[You can catch the lady in question stalking into town not too long after. You see… the clothing problem hasn’t stopped at bras and other lacy unmentionable related troubles. Comes with the territory of being a slender but muscular guy and suddenly finding yourself in possession of some damn hips – we don’t lie – but as tempting as just saying fuck it all and going stark naked, Law rather likes her dignity.

After that, it’s the flower shop for some seeds for herbs. Lunch is next… maybe she’ll even poke up to Cloud Nine out of curiosity, and then it’s time for some hardcore training just so she can get used to this body. Her center of gravity is so off right now.

After that… who knows? Lady Law here will be all over the place. Catch her wherever.]

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[deathsdoctorine]

Oh, well, then, I'll guess you'll be going? Don't worry. I'll let Mister Wolfwood know about this, so your breakfast won't be eaten.

Hopefully.

Anyway, I'll make he keeps an eye out.

[scarletfemme]

We won't hold you here. Feel free to take your leave.

[And he'll be moving away from the door at that comment to give the blonde room to do just that.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash opens his mouth to let out possibly the highest pitched screech ever heard by anyone.] YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL HIM A SINGLE THING LAW!

[deathsdoctorine]

[Sumire, who has been in the room the entire time, is going to make a pained yowl, because LOUD, and promptly stick her claws in the offending menace.

STOPPIT YOU!

While Law smiles angelically, and asks] Don't I? But your breakfast...

[Food is very important, okay?]

[scarletfemme]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with Mr. Wolfwood. Is he a friend?

[goldenglasses]

Don't you worry about my breakfast! Leave that to me and leave Wolfwood out of this!

[Sorry, ignoring you Itachi, more important things going on.]

[deathsdoctorine]

Mister Wolfwood is his best friend, Itachi. I delivered his son not too long ago.

[...

taptaptappitytap...]

Which reminds me, I have to be calling about how little Noah is doing anyway.

[Law is ignoring you, Vash... until.]

Now, Mister Vash, you really must be going. [And she's about to physically remove you from her house in a second.] I'll even teleport you there if need be.

[Warning: Teleportation due to Malnosso shenanigans may end up with a visit to the lake instead.]

[scarletfemme]

[If Itachi is going to be ignored by their guest then he'll say nothing more.

He just nods to Law as she goes on.]

[goldenglasses]

[Nothing personal Itachi. Vash is just worried about the jokes that will never end if Wolfwood spots him like this.] You... YOU CAN TELEPORT!? Have you always been able to teleport? Is it just this experiment? HOW COME YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE YOU END UP

AND I'M NOT GOING HOME LIKE THIS!

[deathsdoctorine]

Why not.

[All she's saying on the teleporting business as she's scooping up her cat and trying to calm her down. As Sumire is NOT enjoying the noise.

This is wearing a little thin on Law herself, however, and as she hands the cat over to Itachi to hold, there is the barest indications that Law? Is getting cranky. Comes with getting leered at by an unapologetic pervert.]

But you are going.

[scarletfemme]

Perhaps if he wore a hood or a large hat...

[goldenglasses]

[Vash lets out a yelp of pain as the cat is removed from his leg. Great, now he's teleporting, turned into a woman, AND bleeding. Just what he wanted when he woke up today.]

Yeah, yeah, I'll go as soon as you leave Wolfwood OUT OF THIS! No one at my place needs to know anything.

[Really... a hat? Do you see this deadpan look Vash is giving you Itachi? Because there are a COUPLE things that a hat won't cover.]

[deathsdoctorine]

A wig and some makeup might not hurt either.

[Itachi's blind, Vash.

And Law now has her hands free. And her eyes are blue. Aside from gray blue. But not very blue yet. Because she's only a little cranky, and still fairly amused.]

Make it worth our while, then, Miss Vash.

[Pirate, you know.]