016 [Action - forward dated to Saturday morning]

[deathsdoctor]

Sumire, quit it…

[Ah, the trials of pet ownership. Especially pet ownership on a Saturday morning when all you want to do is sleep in and the cat? The cat won’t quit until she gets a little love and attention.

Even if it means she has to use such underhanded tactics as kneading a guy in the breasts with her claws out.




…

… breasts!?]

HNN!

[Yeah, he – wait, no, she, has nothing more to say about that. Female. Woman. Right. Like he… argh… SHE had a run in with Emporio Ivankov, and this is just a Devil Fruit effect. Rolling out of bed now. Staring in the mirror.]




[Okay. One thing more.]

… hnnn… great. I need coffee.

[And a bra. Or better yet, bindings. Icons really don’t do justice to how bosomy Law is for such a slender frame. OP woman you know.

Or she can just let it all hang free.

… so tempting right now…

But coffee first. PRIORITIES.]

[You can catch the lady in question stalking into town not too long after. You see… the clothing problem hasn’t stopped at bras and other lacy unmentionable related troubles. Comes with the territory of being a slender but muscular guy and suddenly finding yourself in possession of some damn hips – we don’t lie – but as tempting as just saying fuck it all and going stark naked, Law rather likes her dignity.

After that, it’s the flower shop for some seeds for herbs. Lunch is next… maybe she’ll even poke up to Cloud Nine out of curiosity, and then it’s time for some hardcore training just so she can get used to this body. Her center of gravity is so off right now.

After that… who knows? Lady Law here will be all over the place. Catch her wherever.]

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Comments

[goldenglasses]

Oh, that's real easy. [And low and behold as Vash starts to think about donuts the bubble comes back. Only it comes back HUGE and it's filled with donuts - that is until Vash finally notices the bubble and it pops.]

WHAT THE HELL!? I HAVE TWO THINGS WRONG WITH ME!?

[deathsdoctorine]

Looks like. And a rather revealing thing too.

[goldenglasses]

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

[deathsdoctorine]

Shifts rarely are.

[goldenglasses]

You just get turned into a girl. I get teleporting AND bubbles over my head. It's just not fair.

[deathsdoctorine]

As I said...

[scarletfemme]

[There is a knock on Law's door, but Itachi doesn't wait long before opening it slightly.

Upon realizing their intruder is someone (relatively) harmless, the ninja steps in further.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Hello there! [Vash grins BRIGHTLY as this new 'girl' comes in.]

{Finally a little bit of luck! She's pretty cute and- waaaaaaaaaait a second...}

You're not really a guy too, are you?

[deathsdoctorine]

[Pffffft--- Law grins at Vash's thoughts as Itachi comes in. Apparently Law wasn't the only man in the house getting acquainted with his foxily feminine side.]

Yes, Mister Vash. Luck is on your side.

[scarletfemme]

As appreciative as I am of your thought commentary, [Not at all.] I'm afraid Law and I share a similar affliction.

[Itachi was never terribly tall, and he's now lost another couple inches with this transformation. That he's in nothing but an ill-fitting bathrobe doesn't seem to bother him.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh man, I hope I don't change into a girl either. Teleporting and mind bubbles are ENOUGH.

[deathsdoctorine]

[Eyebrow quirk. Oh she doesn't know... you might find it... educational... being on the other side of the male gaze.]

Mn? Oh yes, that would be terrible. [Dry. Being a woman. The horrors.






Are you STILL in my bed?]

[yourhatred]

I believe it would be an interesting sight, what with hair like yours.

[Is this humor? Hard to tell.]

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I bet I'd make a prettier girl then you!

[deathsdoctorine]

Oh? Maybe the Malnosso will put that to the test, then, if you're so curious.

I'm sure the men of Luceti wouldn't mind giving you the look-over and their verdict on that. [SHRUG] Course, they're guys, so that might not be all they do, but there's no helping that, is there?

[scarletfemme]

Indeed, there is not. I would be interested in seeing this, I think.

[goldenglasses]

Well! That's too bad for you! Because I have no interest in being- [Poof!] -a girl!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY VOICE!?

[deathsdoctorine]

[Wolf. Whistle.]

You're right, Mister... no.... Miss Vash. Quite sexy indeed.

[scarletfemme]

I stand corrected. Your hair can be done up rather well.

[goldenglasses]

YOU TWO AREN'T HELPING!

[deathsdoctorine]

Sure we are. You were wondering if you'd make a prettier girl. You've just gotten your answer.

[The snark can go on all day, Vash. Believe it.]

[scarletfemme]

I apologize. How would you prefer I help?

1/2

[goldenglasses]

I don't know. But not by MOCKING me. I'm just going to-

2/2

[goldenglasses]

I CAN'T GO HOME LIKE THIS! I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM WOLFWOOD! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET BACK TO MY BREAKFAST NOW!?

[deathsdoctorine]

[Like you'll the end of it from Law?!]

You're a smart woman, Miss Vash. I'm sure you'll figure something out.

[Aka /notmyproblem.gif]