017 [Voice, backdated to Sept 5th]

[deathsdoctor]

[Hello Luceti. You’re greeted by the sound of a journal opening and muttering. And in the far background, rustling. Like something is squirming around in the distance - wrapping, twining, growing.

We might have a problem here.]



Is there anyone in the village with extensive knowledge of fairy tales? We have a situation on our hands we could use some advice dealing with. [Or maybe even a rescue, but Law’s pride keeps him from saying that much - for now.]



Thorns. [Katara’s voice piped in.] Lots and lots of thorns. They’re growing and overtaking the house, and we’re not sure why.



We think they’re connected to a kidnapping effect. The lady affected has been in an unnaturally deep sleep for days and nothing seems to wake her. [Nothing. Not even beer bottles perched on her head. 8|a ] Has anyone heard of anything like this?

((This is an open post that can be fielded by anybody trapped in the house. Threadjack to your hearts’ content - Law’s journal is made to be snatched from him and anyone else who has it.))

Comments

[voice]

[risingwinds]

Hey, I went through something just like it, yknow. But I don't think a kiss'd work unless we find her heart first.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Well...



I don't have it.

[...THIS IS A GREAT JOKE, OKAY]

[voice]

[risingwinds]

[... ... ...]

Er. Well, at least I got that one?

But I was being serious.

1/3

[generalflirt]

[...Oh.]

2/3

[generalflirt]

[Well then.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[...Nope] We can consider that one once we run out of studs on white horses.

Speaking of, I need a horse.

[voice]

[risingwinds]

Well, the only white horse I know can talk, and I dunno if she'd wanna be somebody's steed.

[...herp.]

Anyway, why would you need a horse in the first place?

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Ven-kun... don't you have someone whom you should be hunting down or a princess to kiss or something? No time to be wasting on the jester.