017 [Voice, backdated to Sept 5th]

[deathsdoctor]

[Hello Luceti. You’re greeted by the sound of a journal opening and muttering. And in the far background, rustling. Like something is squirming around in the distance - wrapping, twining, growing.

We might have a problem here.]



Is there anyone in the village with extensive knowledge of fairy tales? We have a situation on our hands we could use some advice dealing with. [Or maybe even a rescue, but Law’s pride keeps him from saying that much - for now.]



Thorns. [Katara’s voice piped in.] Lots and lots of thorns. They’re growing and overtaking the house, and we’re not sure why.



We think they’re connected to a kidnapping effect. The lady affected has been in an unnaturally deep sleep for days and nothing seems to wake her. [Nothing. Not even beer bottles perched on her head. 8|a ] Has anyone heard of anything like this?

((This is an open post that can be fielded by anybody trapped in the house. Threadjack to your hearts’ content - Law’s journal is made to be snatched from him and anyone else who has it.))

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[voice]

[savedtheworld]

...

What joke?

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Shuuuuun! Shun the joke-slayer!

[voice]

[emp3thy]

It's a fairy tale.

Sleeping Beauty falls into a hundred year sleep until a prince comes and kisses her.

[heartisabattleground]

Exactly! Let's get looking the culprit shouldn't be too far!

[Sora will have to make do with hitting them with his shoes. Since, no keyblade.]

voice

[deadlyjuliet]

Well then, find her someone who loves her from the bottom of their heart and you shall be set in waking your dear slumbering beauty.

[deathsdoctor]

[You know something?

He'll get murdered six ways from Sunday if he suggests anything other than Nami being pure.

HE KNOWS YOU'RE LURKING, SANJI.]

Oh, I see. You mean the heart as the soul.

[Voice]

[markofthebrave]

Well, I'm at Nami's house. But... I'm not sure that you actually need to do anything. It's probably just part of her mallynap affect.

[voice]

[risingwinds]

[... ... ...]

Er. Well, at least I got that one?

But I was being serious.

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

Oh. Y-you think so? That's a... really weird effect. Just let me know if you need help then.

1/3

[generalflirt]

[...Oh.]

2/3

[generalflirt]

[Well then.]

[risingwinds]

Well, hearts and souls are still pretty different, but something like that!

[Ven laughs.]

At least, that's how it worked before. An evil witch named Maleficent stole a Princess' heart, so I had to go and save her.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[...Nope] We can consider that one once we run out of studs on white horses.

Speaking of, I need a horse.

[voice]

[savedtheworld]

But... but I didn't... jokes aren't like vampires!

[risingwinds]

Gotcha! Why don't I head out into the forest, while you check the village? We can cover more ground if we split up.

[voice]

[deathsdoctor]

[But Helios! Money doesn't have lips!

... or exist here even.]

Oh.

Oh dear.

True love, huh?

[voice]

[risingwinds]

Well, the only white horse I know can talk, and I dunno if she'd wanna be somebody's steed.

[...herp.]

Anyway, why would you need a horse in the first place?

[heartisabattleground]

Right! Sounds like a plan. Keep in touch with these journals. I'll let you know what I find, Ven.

[voice]

[gavemyword]

Does it have to be a prince?

[deathsdoctor]

Oh. Though we're pretty sure that she's asleep because of the Malnosso and not her.

...

Unless they have a witch like that on staff.

[voice]

[emp3thy]

[well... he shrugs.]

Any lover might work.

[deathsdoctor]

Exactly my sentiments.

[Goddamnit.]

[redjacketthief]

Anything we can do from the outside, or are you stuck?

[risingwinds]

...You know, after that Count guy, it really wouldn't surprise me.

[voice]

[folklorist]

Ah t-typically, yes. Or a prince. [ He doesn't even know Law, he doesn't even know. ]