016 [Action - forward dated to Saturday morning]

[deathsdoctor]

Sumire, quit it…

[Ah, the trials of pet ownership. Especially pet ownership on a Saturday morning when all you want to do is sleep in and the cat? The cat won’t quit until she gets a little love and attention.

Even if it means she has to use such underhanded tactics as kneading a guy in the breasts with her claws out.




…

… breasts!?]

HNN!

[Yeah, he – wait, no, she, has nothing more to say about that. Female. Woman. Right. Like he… argh… SHE had a run in with Emporio Ivankov, and this is just a Devil Fruit effect. Rolling out of bed now. Staring in the mirror.]




[Okay. One thing more.]

… hnnn… great. I need coffee.

[And a bra. Or better yet, bindings. Icons really don’t do justice to how bosomy Law is for such a slender frame. OP woman you know.

Or she can just let it all hang free.

… so tempting right now…

But coffee first. PRIORITIES.]

[You can catch the lady in question stalking into town not too long after. You see… the clothing problem hasn’t stopped at bras and other lacy unmentionable related troubles. Comes with the territory of being a slender but muscular guy and suddenly finding yourself in possession of some damn hips – we don’t lie – but as tempting as just saying fuck it all and going stark naked, Law rather likes her dignity.

After that, it’s the flower shop for some seeds for herbs. Lunch is next… maybe she’ll even poke up to Cloud Nine out of curiosity, and then it’s time for some hardcore training just so she can get used to this body. Her center of gravity is so off right now.

After that… who knows? Lady Law here will be all over the place. Catch her wherever.]

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Comments

[deathsdoctorine]

... are you feeling okay?

[scarletfemme]

I'm fine. Just... adjusting. Too much time at home, perhaps.

[deathsdoctorine]

We should go out tomorrow, then. Spar. Or maybe take a hike into the mountains. Get away from town a little. We could both use the break.

[You know, do manly things despite our feminine status]

[goldenglasses]

YOU TWO AREN'T HELPING!

[scarletfemme]

You think so?

...Maybe. I could see how it might be a good idea...

[deathsdoctorine]

Sure we are. You were wondering if you'd make a prettier girl. You've just gotten your answer.

[The snark can go on all day, Vash. Believe it.]

[deathsdoctorine]

I think so. It's a good distraction from everything else.

[Action]

[thatsnotcute]

[Perona swallows, and after a few more little sniffles, she finally mumbles in a very broken voice--] I'll try...to walk.

[Though she may need a bit of help and support. Her limbs feel like they aren't even there, probably from lack or any real and healthy use. She nearly comes crashing down the first time she gets to her feet (sorry, if she has to grab ahold rather suddenly, lady), but Perona does manage to stand after a second try. She's shaky on her feet, but it should subside some when she gets walking a little.]

[Action]

[deathsdoctorine]

Alright. Here we go then.

[Don't worry. There's a sweatshirt under that bathrobe, honest. NOTHING WILL BE EXPOSED, PERONA. WE PROMISE.

After that aborted first start, and once she finally manages her feet, Law supports her as she leads her to the plaza clinic. No need to collapse into the dirt, huh?]

[scarletfemme]

I apologize. How would you prefer I help?

[scarletfemme]

While I would usually prefer not to be distracted, I think I could make a exception in this case.

1/2

[goldenglasses]

I don't know. But not by MOCKING me. I'm just going to-

2/2

[goldenglasses]

I CAN'T GO HOME LIKE THIS! I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM WOLFWOOD! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET BACK TO MY BREAKFAST NOW!?

[generalflirt]

A...Haha. A little, but not too much. Probably much less than yours.

[deathsdoctorine]

[Like you'll the end of it from Law?!]

You're a smart woman, Miss Vash. I'm sure you'll figure something out.

[Aka /notmyproblem.gif]

[deathsdoctorine]

That's good to hear.

[deathsdoctorine]

Yes. Being a woman brings about many... interesting situations. I am not sure whether to find the whole thing funny... or extremely disturbing.

[scarletfemme]

Perhaps she could stay here until it wears off.

[scarletfemme]

I do intend to make you dinner, however.

[deathsdoctorine]

Well, we better see what's left then in the fridge then, no?

[generalflirt]

Well, if you want me to have you feel more snazzy about it, I could give you the charming I ought to give a woman as pretty as you look!

[...it's a joke. A really. Bad joke]

[deathsdoctorine]

[Huffing out a laugh.]

Maybe later, Mister Masaomi.

[wise_maiden]

[And she moves to do some puttering about the store to get the bag of soil, as well as any other items that would be good for herbs that he might need, and a few basic writeups on care. She walks back to him (her?) after a few moments.]

Any luck yet?

[deathsdoctorine]

I've got a few things together. Here. Take a look.

[She's picked out an aloe plant and a ginseng plant and there are packets of seeds laid out on the nearby benchtop as so.

Peppermint
Lavender
Chamomile
Sage
Thyme
Rosemary
Feverfew
Comfrey]

[scarletfemme]

There should be a fair amount. Perhaps you should just pick what you want and I'll go from there.